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Loni Ree’s LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, books 1-3 are a #OneClick must-read for romance fans who love light and steamy, insta-love shorts. What happens when an Alpha Professor, a jerk who gets his packaged mixed-up and a hot nerd fall in love at first sight? Sparks fly!
Title: Love at First Sight, Books One-Three
Author: Loni Ree
Release Date: 10/15/2019
Publisher: Self-published
Series: Love at First Sight Collection
Genres: Romance, Contemporary Short
Page Count: 135
Synopsis:
This collection includes three previously published stories:
Professor Maxwell
Love, at First Sight, catches the Professor off guard.
Packaged Love
“All I wanted to do was make a simple package exchange, then the next thing I know Mr. Tall, Dark, Handsome and Jerk-Face is slamming me to the ground and threatening me with jail and other real pleasant experiences. Yep, my day certainly could be better.”—Emma Wolcott
Nerd Boy
“Nerd Boy has been replaced by a powerful male, so all these jerks are going to find themselves running for cover.”—Dylan
Plus one extended epilogue that brings them all together into a family. Find out what happens after they fall.
Excerpt
Copyright @ Loni Ree 2019
A glance at the box by the door confirms my suspicion that my package was delivered here by mistake. Since I don't want to just switch and run, I ring the doorbell several times, but no one answers the door. I figure it's not stealing since I'm leaving their box and taking mine, so I exchange the two packages and head back for my car.
Two steps from my car, my body is slammed to the ground, and my box goes flying. I hear the sound of shattering babies, and my heart drops.
"You little fucker, I bet Bubba's gonna love your soft ass in jail. You shoulda stolen from some other sucker," is grunted in my ear as my head is shoved into the manicured grass.
"You broke my babies," I scream, and all of a sudden, the weight is lifted from me and startled brown eyes are frantically searching my face while the most gorgeous man I've ever seen runs his hands under my hoodie over my stomach.
"Oh my God. How far along are you?" He lays me gently back on the ground and runs his hands through his hair over and over again. "The police are on their way. I'll have them call an ambulance."
"Wait," I shout, realizing his misconception. "I'm not pregnant; you broke my ceramic babies."
After blinking several times, he sits heavily on the ground and stares at me. He opens his mouth to speak but stops and shakes his head.Sirens blare in the distance, and finally, a cop car pulls into the driveway. The cop who emerges from the vehicle looks amazingly similar to my attacker. "Hey, man, your thief looks really dangerous."
"Fuck you." He isn't any friendlier with the cop.
"Ma'am, are you okay?" The policeman helps me to my feet. When my assailant growls, both of us turn to look at him.
"She had her fucking hood over her head. I thought she was robbing me," he grunts.
After pulling my hands away, I try to explain the situation. "We have similar names and
Two steps from my car, my body is slammed to the ground, and my box goes flying. I hear the sound of shattering babies, and my heart drops.
"You little fucker, I bet Bubba's gonna love your soft ass in jail. You shoulda stolen from some other sucker," is grunted in my ear as my head is shoved into the manicured grass.
"You broke my babies," I scream, and all of a sudden, the weight is lifted from me and startled brown eyes are frantically searching my face while the most gorgeous man I've ever seen runs his hands under my hoodie over my stomach.
"Oh my God. How far along are you?" He lays me gently back on the ground and runs his hands through his hair over and over again. "The police are on their way. I'll have them call an ambulance."
"Wait," I shout, realizing his misconception. "I'm not pregnant; you broke my ceramic babies."
After blinking several times, he sits heavily on the ground and stares at me. He opens his mouth to speak but stops and shakes his head.Sirens blare in the distance, and finally, a cop car pulls into the driveway. The cop who emerges from the vehicle looks amazingly similar to my attacker. "Hey, man, your thief looks really dangerous."
"Fuck you." He isn't any friendlier with the cop.
"Ma'am, are you okay?" The policeman helps me to my feet. When my assailant growls, both of us turn to look at him.
"She had her fucking hood over her head. I thought she was robbing me," he grunts.
After pulling my hands away, I try to explain the situation. "We have similar names and
addresses. His package was delivered to my house by accident, and my package was delivered here. I rang the doorbell, and no one answered so I switched them. He went all King Kong and attacked me and smashed my ceramic babies." I ramble on to the cop who looks between us with a smirk on his face.
About the author
Loni Ree, a very busy mom of six, loves to read because she finds that reading helps her escape the chaos of everyday life. She loves quick, red-hot reads that are on the excessive side. Writing is a passion of hers, so Loni decided to share the stories floating around in her mind. Her short, steamy stories are a little over the top because she believes reading should be an escape from real life. Her steamy romances turn Alphaholes into Pussycats and always have a happily ever after, guaranteed!
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