Release Date: 7/29/2021
Welcome to Hazelhearth: our picturesque city is nestled in a tranquil corner of the empire. Fitness lovers enjoy vigorous nature walks in the surrounding forest (don’t forget your sword!) Foodies savor rich, robust walnut-based cuisine. Or visit the gnome quarter for a walk on the wild side! Local mines and orchards beckon with plentiful employment opportunities, while workers sleep safe knowing that stout city walls keep mythic monsters at bay. A select few may even be chosen for exciting quest opportunities.
The onslaught of subterranean hordes? Oh, that’s happening miles away. And the elves have it completely under control.
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Prologue
World of Arvia
Elven city of Halamar
Bummm
The
palace shook from another near miss. Charlotte, housekeeper to Lord Raloren,
leapt to a massive golden oak pantry, barely catching a porcelain teapot
tumbling off the top shelf.
The
head butler pushed through the double doors from the meeting hall into the
kitchen bearing a serving platter stacked with enough silverware to ward off an
army of werewolves. If there were such
things as werewolves. Nobody believed such silly superstitions these days. “Lady Virris sent her tea
back again. Hawthorn tea is
apparently supposed to be—”
A
pounding on the outside door interrupted them.
Charlotte
twisted a brass key, drawing open the carved mahogany door.
“Terrible
news,” gasped Erland, a haggard sixteen-year-old human, personal servant to
Lady Virris.
Charlotte
glared at the young man a moment long. “You do realize you’re on fire.”
Erland
whipped his head around, tore off his smoldering cloak, threw it to the floor,
and stomped on it. “Right.”
“You’ve
finished with our master’s mounts now, I assume? We’re short handed and could
use your help in the kitchen.”
“Yes.
Umm…” Erland bore the expression of a zoo patron upon realizing that the door
labeled ‘Lion’s Den’ did not, in fact, lead to a clever theme restaurant.
“There’s good news and bad news.”
Charlotte
winced. “Let’s get the bad news out of the way.”
“The
northeast stables were hit by an ogre trebuchet. A huge firebomb set the place
ablaze. A half-dozen men dead, along with most of the mounts.”
“That’s
dreadful. Lord Raloren’s favorite mount was there. So what’s the good news?”
“My
mistress, Lady Virris’ mount was in the south stables when it happened.”
Charlotte
clapped both hands over her face, unable to cover up her grimace or stifle a
groan.
Bummm
“That
felt closer,” said a scullery maid. “Are we safe?”
“The
elven counsel is meeting in the next room. They wouldn’t be here if it weren’t
safe.” Charlotte turned back to Erland and shoved a serving tray at him. “Here.
You can serve your mistress her tea.”
“Keep
your ears open for any news about Irondale,” whispered the head butler. “My
sister was supposed to move there.”
“You
overheard anything interesting so far?” said Erland.
“Ogre
rōnin are looting and pillaging the surrounding countryside. We’re all probably
going to be devoured by monsters. Lady Virris is fussy about her tea. I believe
those were the highlights.”
Erland
ran a hand through his hair, straightened his jacket, and pushed through the
set of double doors to Sunset Hall, where a dozen elf and half-elf nobles and
landed gentry were seated at an oblong mahogany table.
None
of the assembled nobles paid him the slightest heed. In fact, they showed so
little emotion one might assume they were discussing an ordinance regulating
the height of topiary in public parks. Yet Erland had served long enough to
pick up the subtle clues.
Lord
Raloren smoothed a linen napkin in front of him, the elf equivalent of slamming
his fist on the table. “Do you
understand? Because if Halamar falls, your city will be next. Our settlements
are all lined up like little dominoes from here all the way to Arania. This–”
he gestured theatrically at the destruction in the distance. “...is the
handiwork of ogre rōnin. Former allies under the empire. And even against them
we barely hold on. The Melandrach army is still fighting the bulk of the
subterranean hordes. But if the Melendrach elves were to be defeated, there’s
no telling how far the hordes would push.”
On the bright side, they’re far too short
staffed to spare anyone for flogging servants with slovenly uniforms, thought Erland.
“Damn
greedy Melandrachs, they’re the reason for this mess in the first place.” An
elf whose cheerful mint-green robes contrasted starkly with a morose facial
expression made a defiant show of setting a silver teaspoon on bare tablecloth. “Everything so
organized. Puppet masters of dozens of species. Until their puppets revolted.”
A
flash of orange caught Erland’s eye. Incendiary liquid showered over a tiled
roof a few hundred paces away. Too close
for comfort, he thought.
“Recriminations
are pointless,” said Lord Raloren. “But the fact remains, we need more men. And
with an additional three mines shut down, we can no longer afford to pay what
the official brokers charge for skilled soldiers.”
Erland
barely stifled a snork. What kind of
rube, skilled or otherwise, would be foolish enough to come to Arvia at a time
like this? He set a saucer, teacup, silk napkin, and two tiny silver spoons
in front of Lady Virris.
“I
really don’t much care to deal with those
two.” Lady Virris enunciated each syllable with a practiced mix of
precision and disdain.
“Efficacy
must take precedence.”
Erland
poured the tea, added exactly six drops of distilled ambrosia, nodded, and
stepped back.
“Very
well.” Lady Virris lifted the teacup to her lips, crinkled her nose, and set it
back on the saucer. “Lord Raloren, I support your proposal. I do not like it,
but I shall support it.”
“Meat
for the grinder,” mumbled the mint-green-robed elf.
Must be the well water in this city, thought Erland. Next time I’ll have to bring our own water. If we live that long.
About the Author
DH Willison is a reader, writer, game enthusiast and developer, engineer, and history buff. He has lived around the world, absorbing history, culture, and food. Actually, he has eaten the food. It has been verified that he is a complex, multicellular life form. Fascinated by nature, technology, and history, and especially anything that can put all three of these together, he has an annoying habit of dragging his wife to the most unromantic destinations imaginable, including outdoor museums, authentic castle dungeons, the holds of tall ships, and even the tunnels of the Maginot Line.
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